Saturday, November 01, 2008

Hilarious site

Living with a snarkster I fall upon odd destinations that generally leave me saying a whole lot of, "I don't get it." {Of late, this "I don't get it" seems to be plaguing every part of my life}. But this site is hilarious even for the slow witted. For the quick and clever folks (you know who you are...and never let me forget)--you will love this. Charters -- I swear this is your husband (#s 44,46...proximity of those two, haha), SF soccer dad #75, Pokey #94, S/J #90, Kate #106, Rainy #50, Clay #111, Eye #36, Vidya #45, Spence girls #29, Nik #49, Jackson #18 commentary on the generations before, walker of dogs named John Galt #104 ;-) and on and on ... don't send mail that you've not been sighted {uhm, ja, seriously}--those just happened to jump out at me.

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/03/23/91-san-francisco/

Excerpt:
"The City of San Francisco has a very multicultural population that ranges from white to gay to Asian. Within white culture this known as “ideal diversity” for its provision of exotic restaurants while simultaneously preserving property values. The presence of gays and Asians is imperative as it two provides two of the key resources most necessary for white success and happiness."
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"Though it is exceptionally easy to put someone from San Francisco in a good mood, there are some caveats. When talking to a white person who lives in San Francisco, it is best not to bring up New York City. Though they live in a world class city, San Franciscans have a crippling inferiority complex about New York and even hinting at that will make them very sad or very defensive."