Sandwich order:
pastrami, roast beef
avocado, tomato
provolone and pepperjack cheese
mayo, mustard, oil & vinegar
sourdough roll
"I can't talk to you Frederick. What you did to the pastrami. Provolone and what?"
"I'm a California boy Zane."
"We're not ordering that in NY. Not happening."
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Fight with his girlfriend:
"Ever since she got her nose ring she thinks she's hot sh-t."
We seriously lost it. The entire story was sad, but when he said this we lost it. Freddie lost it too.
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Eating out:
"Yah, can I have a Shirley Temple?"
Drink arrives.
"I love these. I love these."
Later, the waiter.
"Want another Shirley Temple?"
"No. I want a Roy Rogers."
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